10 Things Men Hate About Women

10 Things Men Hate About Women

Sure men love women and can’t do without them. Sure women always complete men. But that certainly doesn’t mean that women are impeccable creatures created by God. Here’s a list of 10 things men hate about women in no particular order of preference.

1. THE PERPETUAL CRITIC: 

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Not that the ladies have a flawed personality, but it is very difficult to find a woman who doesn’t openly criticize. Men very much despise women criticizing other woman’s sense of style or fashion. What do we achieve other than simply reflecting negativity? Men think it’s uncool to judge and be a critic about anything and everything. We must remember people who appreciate are naturally preferred more than people who criticize.

2. THE OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE SHOPPING DISORDER:

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‘OCSD’ is a genetic disease in most women. It’s also known to be hereditary, passed on by the parent with the ‘XX’ chromosome. 90 pair of shoes for 90 dresses are a must! Some women dread being seen in the same dress the second time! Trust me ladies, Men find it funny at first, then its pure annoyance. There are more important things than just looking classy and elite. And yes, you can wear your dresses over and over again. We don’t mind!

3. THE NAZI FEMINIST:

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This sect of women is probably the most hated. No matter how much a man is generous and chivalrous, there will be a woman using the word ‘MCP’ for no reason at all. Men like women who love them, and truly despise women who take pride in belittling them to gain brownie points among their peeps. Chronic feminism is a No-Go!

4. PLEASE SAVE TEARS FOR BIGGER PROBLEMS:

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Men cry too, but you will hardly see men crying! That’s because for almost both the sexes, seeing someone cry is an instant ‘disarmer’. Some women cry on the drop of a hat! Anything even remotely emotional can make them dewy-eyed. If this is the  case, then be assured, your man is not liking it. Be strong, be brave,  – it’s a turn on for a man.

5. HIGH MAINTENANCE MACHINE:

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A machine, that’s right! Vacuum cleaning pockets and wallets. Everything that comes out of this kind of woman is often always fake and superficial. They can never be ‘chilled-out, and comfortable among women who are not like them, and cannot do among company of other men and women without attention seeking acts to take over the party scene completely. Strictly despised and perhaps literally hated, such women are almost always avoided by men.

6. OVER DRESSED PARTY POOPER:

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It’s a farmhouse party in the greens? It’s cold outside? There is dew in the air? Please don’t sport tubes and mini skirts with fog descending rapidly. What happens next is, in chivalry the man offers his jacket and remains uncomfortable for the rest of the evening. Men like women dressed for the occasion and venue.

7. DRUNK BARBIE:

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Men like drunk women who have lost social inhibitions, not women who’ve lost their minds and senses. Do not go bottoms up on every drink that comes in your hand coz you wanna hit the floor, open your hair and dance into the night. Before you know, you’ll be projectile vomiting all over the floor and your man will be pissed outright because he’ll have to leave bang in the middle of the party to drop you home and put you to sleep.

8. MOOD SWINGING IS NOT COOL:

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No man likes his woman throwing a fit or enraged in a state of mad stupor while she was normal just a while back. They dislike women with low tolerance levels. Men like women who can prioritize matters smartly and realize how much reaction is needed for that particular action. The only alibi women can use here is PMSing, provided they really are!

9. BABBLING-CACKLING LIKE GEESE IN A GAGGLE:

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Not cool! A bevy together can often get very annoying for men. Men do cringe at the constant blabber of advises flying between their ‘female friends’ about personal relationships and sometimes about their most intimate moments. If you wish to disclose personal details, you may have one person, or two max who you call a ‘confidante’. Tossing such details in public is a consummate male pet-peeve.

10. PLEASE GET OVER DDLJ:

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Look for a Ram, not some Raj. Raj is an idiot. He drinks beer with his dad showing complete lack of respect towards his father, he flushes his father’s money, he flunks all his exams, had it not been for his father, he’d never get a job, he is a big flirt, he has bad intentions about pretty women, he still has no job, he makes no money, and suddenly he falls in love with some Simran and he becomes RAM. If this was possible, there’d be no capital punishments, no rapes and murders. On a serious note, a DDLJ loving woman is a typical escape situation for most men!

Written by Aru Raghuvanshi

Aru Raghuvanshi